乱图乱话

　　London bridge is falling down,
　　falling down, falling down.
　　London bridge is falling down,
　　my fair lady .
　　Build it up with iron bars,
　　iron bars, iron bars.
　　Build it up with iron bars,
　　my fair lady.
　　Iron bars will bend and break ,
　　bend and break, bend and break.
　　Iron bars will bend and break,
　　my fair lady.
　　Build it up with gold and silver,
　　gold and silver, gold and silver.
　　Build it up with gold and silver,
　　my fair lady.
　　gold and silver I’ve not got,
　　I’ve not got,I’ve not got.
　　gold and silver I’ve not got,
　　my fair lady.

——出自鹅妈妈童谣。

每一个成功的奥特曼背后都有一只默默挨打的小怪兽。
从前，有一只小怪兽叫贱贱，他和妈妈住在一起。
他的理想是：长大了让奥特曼打。
于是……
世界上最快乐的事莫过于时时有文看，岁岁不文荒，猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打小怪兽。

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